astrafortune:

I work at a movie theater and this happened last week

shiroscosmicass:

memewhore:

Sound on its so worth it

flightyfinch:

1cecxla:

odumb:

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

evilkitten3:

herbertwest:

herbertwest:

herbertwest:

Look, if you’re starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like ‘oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol’ you CANNOT act surprised when it’s people. You simply CANNOT.

There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT’S PEOPLE.’

If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it’s people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It’s your neighbor.

If you’re served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:

1. Do I trust the person feeding me?
2. Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently?
3. Have I seen Kevin within the past week?
4. Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit)

5. how much did i even like kevin, really

that-twink-over-there:

aaaaasneakattack:

pikaglove:

r4cs0:

Holy shit lol

We stan

That ending fucking blindsided me

were-ralph:

memewhore:

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

recently-reanimated:

This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it

beepost-generator:

tiredlylaughing:

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

Here on tumblr we are all professionals.

imissa3en:

Twst Dorm aesthetic Swap

I had a thought during my exam, y'know how each dorm has a theme? What if we swap those themes. Like heartslabyul is still heartslabyul but it now has diasomnia’s “bodyguard” aesthetic.

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manywinged:

if i was a doctor and they called me to pronounce someone who’s very obviously no longer alive as officially dead i would be so tempted to say “no” just to see what would happen